Things that probably won't make me benefit, but are totally out of this world fun.
Well... Most of them. And I'm going tell you about those times, because there funny.
First things first, The "Chipotle would never let me do this story!"
Have you ever tried eating a Jalapeno pepper? Oh, and what about one with seeds?
Did you ever think that maybe it wasn't smart? I have done all of that, except I don't usually tend to think things through before I do them. Take this moment for instance.
Eva and I decided to eat a Jalapeno pepper, because we're super smart.
So, we both ate one. We didn't taste anything... until we ate it with seeds.
Piece of advice, milk doesn't help a single bit when your mouth is on fire. I suggest water, or maybe even soaking your lip in the unhelpful milk. ( Trust me, it helped...kinda)
Eva and I were seriously bent over the sink spitting out the spice, or trying to at least.
And the worst part... There were two kids that we were supposed to be watching, were watching us!
I'm pretty sure they think we're weird now. I hate Jalapeno peppers, they invade my dreams, turning them into nightmares...I'm shuddering, #I hate them!
Okay, so you've read my first story, are you ready for the second one?
This one is called " Oregon calamity."
Okay, so a little while ago, I was playing a card game with my family called The Oregon trail.
And, during the game, Eva started talking in a random southern accent.
BTW this game is about traveling across the Oregon trail, and if you pick up a card that says something like " snake bite" then your dead. But if you make it across the Oregon trail then you win! Unless you die of drowning. Cheery, am I right?
Anyways, Eva started talking in a random southern accent, and that started me off. I was known as the Crazy Russian. I begged my sister Sage ( in my Russian accent) to do her Scottish accent, but she refused. So I had to have enough effect with my Russian to cover up for her.
Eva's main was comment was " you ate all my rations!" Which believe me, she used a lot.
My main comment was " one day your arrogance will fail you and you'll find yourself in the deep depths of your gruesome gruesome grave." Do you know how AWESOME (ISH...) THAT SOUNDED IN A RUSSIAN ACCENT!?
There was also the occasional " what? You think that just because I have died of drowning that I won't still haunt you?"
My other cousin Madi and I ended up winning that game. I became the president of Oregon. We played that game for a long while, until my family got annoyed of me and said " no more Russian accent!" And I replied " what? But Crazy Russian is amazing?" Guess who won that argument?
me! me! me!
# crazy Russian!
So yeah, that was that story. I think you're going to like the last one.
It's called " my feet are numb!"
It was snowing outside. But not that nice fluffy, totally nice and actually comfortable snow
no, it just had to be hard and cold! And icy. And that was when I had the great idea to dare someone to walk in it barefoot. Guess what!? No one said yes, but I couldn't let that AWESOME dare go to waste... So I might've done it myself. Yep, that's right! I stripped off my socks and shoes! and WALKED IN THE SNOW!!!!!!!!
Barefoot may I add.
It was quiet intense. # my feet are cold!
Mom filmed me, and when I came back shivering, she asked me if it was cold.
" Well" I answered " my feet are numb. So I actually can't quite feel anything."
Then, she replied " oh. So its not so bad?"
I had looked up at her as if she was crazy. It was fun.
If you'd like to see the video of me being stupid, scroll down.
