80's, Tigers, and PIZZA!

Yo! How ya doin' my homeys? Ugh...rapper talk. Totally not my thing. I'll stick to plain ol' me thank you very much. I'm here to talk about my recent trip to an extraordinary place called  "Tiger World!"
Can you guess what they had there? Parrots! Oh...and I guess Tigers, but those weren't as interesting.
They were big, and beautiful, but not as interesting to me as they were to my dad. He was all like "Wow! I gotta see that thing up close! It's...it's...GLORIOUS!" Okay, so I added the glorious part, but he said everything else. I'm not a liar. I promise! (:  My family and I saw a peacock on our way in. I named him Dale. He was so snooty and wouldn't let me pet him! ( Okay, I didn't actually try to pet him...but I knew that If I had tried then I would have been eaten alive!)

My family and I were walking through Tiger World, when we all heard this incredibly loud...screech!
And can you guess what it was coming from?...Ugh...monkeys. I don't like monkeys. They're creepy!
Anyone with me on that?
Anyone?...

I took a picture of a headless duck! Okay...that came out of nowhere. Let me explain please, because that was a really weird sentence. While my family was looking at the tigers, I got bored. So I went to look at the ducks in the water. Kind of a Mary Poppins thing to do, am I right? Anyhow, I was gawking at the ducks when I decided to take a picture of the pretty white one! But when I took the shot, the duck's head went underwater! IT LOOKED LIKE A HEADLESS DUCK! DO YOU KNOW HOW CREEPY THAT IS?! IT'S LIKE THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN! BUT THE HEADLESS DUCK...MAN...That little joke sounded better in my head.
My family was busy looking at a lion ( who I named Steve) when I did this.

On our way home, we passed an old abandoned church where the windows were painted creepy red!
Also, there was a grave yard! Awesome stuff yo! Except for the...creepy...little...gravestones...overgrown with grass and...more grass.  I decided to stay in the car because I despise graveyards. And I was bored.
So I stayed in the car. There was really long grass that my family was walking through and I made sure to shout " WATCH FOR TICKS!" really loudly.
My dad  came later on, and told me that there was an opening that would lead us to the inside of the church. So of course, I followed him.

Before I entered, I heard this really off key and kind of  haunting melody flow from the church.
Ghosts?
NOPE!
Just my sister playing on the abandoned piano that was still somehow more tuned then ours.
Do you know what she was playing? THE SUMMER OF 69'
Ever heard that amazing 80's song?
I however, played the funeral march. It sounded super creepy.

There was a swing outside and I dared Sage to push me on it. "I don't think that's stable..." she said.
I sat on it anyhow. "Well, if it's not stable, then I'll have a scrape or two. Push me!"
So she did, and it was really fun! I even stood up on the swing.

That night, we came home and had pizza! Well, mom and dad had steak and other stuff, but my sister and I had PIZZA! Whooo!

All in all, I think it was a pretty good family day! I had a lot of fun!